Die besten Trink- und Saufsprüche

The best drinking and drinking sayings

    1. "Eating is a need of the stomach, drinking is a need of the soul." - Martin Luther
    2. "The first beer quenches my thirst. A second one cheers me up. After three, I'm tired of everything, so I just keep drinking."
    3. "There's always a beer between the liver and the kidneys."
    4. “A pilsner always fits between the liver and the spleen.”
    5. "Our last wish, even more alcohol!"
    6. "Of course I don't know whether I will live tomorrow: but if I live tomorrow, I know with certainty that I will drink tomorrow." - Gotthold Ephraim Lessing
    7. "He who is tidy should also drink well."
    8. "It hurts my heart so much when I see the bottom of the glass."
    9. "Enough drunk, now let's drink!"
    10. "Drunk people and children tell the truth."
    11. "Eat what is cooked, drink what is clear, speak what is true." - Martin Luther
    12. "You can never drink too much, but you can never drink enough!" - Gotthold Ephraim Lessing
    13. "My greatest enemy is alcohol, but the Bible says you should love your enemies too."
    14. "If you dance, you just don't have any money to drink."
    15. "Some days life can only be endured when you're completely drunk."
    16. "Stösschen! As they say among men."
    17. "Man drinks and horses drink: only today it's the other way around."
    18. "Some days life can only be endured when you're completely drunk."
    19. "Sport is murder, only fuel keeps you fit."
    20. "Oh alcohol, oh alcohol, I know that you are my enemy, but it is written in the Bible that you should love your enemies. So cheers!"
    21. "From the cradle to the grave, drinking is the real deal!"
    22. On every ship that steams and sails there is someone who fucks the cleaning lady. No matter how small the ship is, someone has to be the cleaning lady.
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